To frame or be framed. This is a test of intelligence.


To frame or be framed. This is a test of intelligence.
This can be lethal to your health. Death due to cardiac delight.
Let’s play a game with these shoes with laces.
Have you ever played a trick tangling the shoe lace with another shoe?
It was fun. The party starts here.
There is a marathon on who gets to share in social media that they got the jab.
You win.
Consider me a sloth.
I just wear it.
That way I don’t get the “You’d be prettier if you smiled” comments.
And no, I wouldn’t be. It would take a lot more than that.
~ Ninety percent of population is massed within 100 miles of northern American border.
~ Seems not to mind that one of its provinces has turned almost entirely French.
~ Excessive politeness only makes sense as cover for something truly sinister. But what?
~ Citizens seem strangely impervious to cold.
~ Decriminalization of marijuana and acceptance of gay marriage without corresponding collapse of social institutions indicate Canada may, in fact, be indestructible.
~ Has infiltrated entertainment industry with singers, actors, and comedians practically indistinguishable from their American counterparts.
~ Consistently stays just below cultural radar yet never quite disappears.
~ Parliamentary government and common-law judiciary appear to function acceptably yet remain completely inscrutable.
~ Never had a “disco phase.”
~ Seemingly endless supply of timber, donuts, and Scotch-plaid hats with earflaps.
~ Keeps insisting it “has no designs on America” and “only wants peace.”
~ Plays a mean game of pond hockey.
According to McSweeney: REASONS TO FEAR CANADA
by SEAN CARMAN
Let them ask more questions and I’m sorry that they would receive a cheeky response.
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We all know that beauty diminishes over time unless it’s tattooed on your skin. And you can Trump a perfect life with this hairdo.
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When I enjoy reading a clip of a story, I take extra steps in finding more about it to the extent of contacting the administrator of the site via e-mail since comment box is not available on the site. Very … Continue reading
Source: Email from a friend.
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Have you seen Dr. Strange movie yet? Well, it’s full of magic. 3D and all. Very entertaining and worth watching. Filled with magic. Speaking of magic, I must say the chamber maids in Cuba can work magic. Being on a … Continue reading
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My family used to have a habit of asking me why am I still single. Being asked so much, I learned to be creative with my responses to these inquisition. Now, it’s rare they question my status. Rare
I can relate to Ricky Richardo as english is my second language. I ‘ought’ to know this. Philippine language has no “f (we pronounced this as p instead of ph),c, j, x, v, q. z. Very easy to learn. You … Continue reading
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A series of correspondence that started with a cucumber and ended with justice for William. Take note on how to make a successful complaint. Source: Wes Metcalfe via Boared Panda
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Bright sunny face when I open my eyes And something to tickle my funny bones Morning
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Career doesn’t make you happy, heh! Work makes you self-centred, hah! Vocation makes you wholesome, ah….
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Going out for dinner, ordering ethnic food that we were brave enough to order and try to eat what we ordered. NOT! Look Up
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I don’t want my cats to think they are a god just because Egyptians worshipped them. To make them understand that they are not a god, I read to them the Magnificat Lenten Companion and Living with Christ. There are nights … Continue reading
and I can’t wait for Mother’s Day!
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Good morning, my loving family, etc Guess where I am? Guess again! Tee hee hee 😂😂😂 I am at the airport, boarding at 8:20 precisely Airborne 9 on the dot Arriving Toronto at 16:20 Yikes! I have been saying I … Continue reading
So, have you printed the list of 36 Questions on how to fall in love and experimented it on someone yet? How was it for you? Are you in love? Do I hear wedding bells?
If not, no worries. There is now an App for that provided by Apple iTunes. They do think of anything and everything for the sake of love for money.
All thanks to Mandy Len Catron who published an essay in The New York Times describing her experience replicating a study that claims to accelerate intimacy between two people in her Love Story Project blog.
But then again, I’d rather experiment it with a cat. This cat looks exactly like my cat, Maurice. Such a sweet talker.
Last night, Maurice seems to be losing mobility on his right hind leg. Please send you healing love and prayers to Maurice. Thank you.
Christmas week and we will receive plenty of kisses. Careful now.
Source: catleecious
Fri-day
Fr-i-day
Fr-i-d-ay
F-r-i-d-a-y
Fri-i-i-i-i-i-d-ay-ay-ay
I know nobody will see my status
but sometimes, when I am bored,
I go into the garden,
I cover myself in earth and
I pretend I am a carrot.
It’s so funny to see it from Buzzfeed’s point of view and I can totally relate to this. One doesn’t have to be a Filipino-American, I’m sure other non Filipino-American can find similarities.
Oh, yes, I speak with my eyebrows, I point with my lips, I have a nickname, I eat with my hands, I have a huge family, related to a lot of people (I try to be anonymous and I deny my relationship with them), I use vinegar for saw-saw (dip), etcetera.
I’m here today to do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge as nominated by Marky, Matthew, Jordan and Sean.
Marky
Dad: I’ve been nominated so many times, so I must do the Ice Bucket Water Challenge. So without further ado:
You Must Do It
I hereby nominate:
My brother: YOU Must do it.
My brother-in-law: YOU MUST do it.
My sister: YOU MUST DO IT!
And that’s all. Thank you for coming to my Ice Bucket Challenge.
Mom: Is the bucket ready?
Kids: Daddy, be careful.
Mom: Jordan, don’t dump it, do it very s-l-o-w-l-y.
Dad: No: do it quickly.
GO…. woo hoooo….
Slow torture
Kids: laughter in the background
Mom: How was it.
Dad: Brrrrrrr..…. Argh, COLD !
AND: This is how it all started. Mom and Markus: You MUST watch this! http://wp.me/a2QcZD-45a
I watched the DVD last night “Heaven is real”. It’s a story of a four-year old boy who went to heaven. No, he did not die. It was not a near-death experience.
It happened during his operation of his appendices. During the operation, his soul floated, saw what was happening to him and to his parent.
He ended in a church, a choir of Angels where singing to him. Being a child, he wanted them to sing his favourite song.
“Can you sing “We Will Rock You?”
(Okay, imagine the Angels are playing rock and roll in heaven, that is a big disgrace.) The Angels giggled with their Angelic giggles.
Back to reality, as far as sleep is concern, heaven or here in my sanctuary: I say…..
A funny post.
Question: What do you do with a “drive by commentators?” This reminds me of drive by “likers”. I call them hit-and-run. Worst are posts that use “pingbacks”.
One of the interesting things about “blogging” is what happens off-line. WordPress has a feature for “comments” and it is a controllable feature. You can allow all comments and then remove inappropriate ones as you see fit. But then that means you have to monitor; sometimes manners and charity are not hallmarks of text and comments left behind. It takes time. Not willing to dedicate time to the supervising task? The blog administrator can not allow any comments at all. That takes no additional time to oversee. There is at least one “middle way.” You can allow comments but require that all comments be approved before they are posted on one’s blog. That takes some time, but you have the luxury of getting to such things when you have time.
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Since English is my second language, I think and speak in literal terms, literally. I followed this article for the longest time and I find it humorous. ‘Literally’ literally means what now? CNN Living (CNN) — This is going to give grammarians … Continue reading
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Last week, the train stopped in the middle of its run. There was a computer malfunction. It took two hours for my neighbor to come home; normally it only takes 30 minutes. He was stuck inside the train during rush … Continue reading
Animation about what prayer is about by Vancouver Film School
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Having a tooth implant takes more than a year to complete. Thank goodness, it’s over, for now. That was an experience and a half. Being in a dental surgeon’s office and part of their experiment (yes, I tend to … Continue reading
What ????
Who !!!
Funny ???
Me !!!
You look funny, too.
First thing Monday morning.
Image Photograph by Michael Duggan, thank you.
I like to contemplate deep thoughts such as What is the meaning of life? Why is the sky blue? Why did the chicken cross the road? Searching for answers via Google, these are some responses from the great thinkers.
Plato: For the greater good.
Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitability.
Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
Albert Einstein: Did the chicken cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death. Epicurus: For fun.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn’t cross the road; it transcended it.
Johann Friedrich von Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.
David Hume: Out of custom and habit.
Sappho: Due to the loveliness of the hen on the other side, more fair than all of Hellas’ fine armies.
Henry David Thoreau: To live deliberately … and suck all the marrow out of life.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Joseph Stalin: I don’t care. Catch it. Crack its eggs to make my omelette.
Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, “Thou shalt cross the road.” And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross the toad? Yes! The chicken cross the road, but why it crossed the road, I’ve not been told!
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
In your opinion, why did the chicken cross the road?
It’s going to be a bumpy ride.
This is week two of the Teacher’s rotating strike in British Columbia, Canada.
Friday is Vancouver’s turn.
Better make the best of it and go for a joy ride.
Source: MBRANSONS
Stay still,
On a count of One, Two.
Ready set,
My goodness!
Three or Go
Were not even uttered, yet!
Smart, very smart, very smart dog.
Kudos to your trainer.
Still thinking of Underwood typewriter. Oh, the good old days!
“There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.” ― Maya Angelou
At the waiting area of a clinic, I picked up a New Yorker Magazine. The magazine freely opened up on this page. It must be a favorite page for all patients waiting patiently for their numbers to be called.
“Libraries will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no libraries.”
― Anne Herbert
Books are here to stay.
via: Burnaby Public Library
Think purple, Wear purple. It’s a purple kind of day.
I promised kanzen sakura that I will wear purple today to spread the word posted by greeneyedchess.
May 12 is Fibromyalgia Awareness Day. Please wear purple to create awareness and help find a cure.
And to lighten up a heavy topic, humour is the best medicine.
10 best things about Fibromyalgia
How do you like your coffee?
“Humans aren’t the only species on Earth
We just act like it.”
Source: Carol-in-Germany
Is it full moon? Somehow it feels that way today.
From TGIM to TGIF
“The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.” ― Nelson Mandela
Source: Calvin
More than just a character, Holy Molé is a cartoon that represents the place where higher aspirations of existence intertwine with the practicality of everyday living. The two main characters represent this dichotomy and, through their friendship, they find a balance that is essential and love that is enduring. The cartoon is not intended to be religious; rather it represents the archetypical seeker in society striving for meaning in an often-complex world.
Hole Mole reminds us not to take the drama too seriously, or else we may miss the fun – the only true tragedy.
Source: Holy Molé Cartoon
The Martians heard my scream and sent a representative to discuss what problems we are experiencing in Canada. I am a bit leery with this creature, I think it is more interested with my cats.
Source: Manhattan Cat Specialists
Mr. Row
Mr. Bombastic
Fantastic
Smooth….
A comic genius.
Just looking at his facial, makes me smile.
Hope he has the same effect on you.
This is a continuing saga of eggs posted here, here and here.
“Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,” BY MOTHER GOOSE
Source: The Dorling Kindersley Book of Nursery Rhymes (2000) via Poetry Foundation
Image: The New Yorker
Can you hear me scream?
Can you hear them scream?
Can you hear the whole Canada scream?
It’s tax time.
It’s time to cram and fill in the forms.
It’s time to file personal income tax return.
I’ve lost my tax receipt?
How fast can you provide a duplicate?
What do you mean it takes that long?
Have a heart so it won’t bleed.
Revenue Canada was hit by bleeding heart.
For five days the system was down to protect us.
We still have five more days to file our return.
Relax and stop screaming.
P.S.
I think I’ll apply for a one way ticket to Mars.
Mars is starting to look good the way taxes are soaring.
The amount of taxes I paid to the government is enough
to pay for two cats to keep me company in the red planet.
Photo Credit: Thank you, Carl D’Agostino
Religion is a strange conversation especially when an Atheist, a Sikh, a Christian and a Catholic discuss it. I am the Catholic.
The Atheist asked me a question how do we determine Ash Wednesday and Easter Sunday. How many days are there?
Well, the Sikh is a mathematician and from the top of his head he came up with the number 45 days. The Christian joined in, pulled out a calendar, started counting the number of days and confirmed its 45 days.
And I said: “You guys got it all wrong. Its 40 days excluding Sunday.”
A recount ensued to prove that it’s correct. Of course, I am correct since I learnt from my error last year. I sacrificed myself for more than 40 days and I didn’t turn “holy”.
The Atheist is still not satisfied. Being an Atheist, she questions everything. Fair enough since I question everything myself, too. The next question was that these days keep on changing every year. Sometimes Ash Wednesday is early then Easter is early, as well.
This time I’m stumped for I do not know the answer. Being a Catholic when it comes to calendar of events, I just follow the schedule. It’s a worthy question and this is something I really don’t have the answer. Just like a good Catholic the answer can be found through Google.
Based on my research it all depends on:
Spring was on March 21. The first full moon the following month is on April 15. The first Sunday after the full moon is April 20 and this what we call Easter Sunday. Back to the calendar, we all started counting backwards, excluding the Sundays and it worked. We were all filled with glee in learning new things.
The Atheist proclaimed: “Allah is good!” And I responded: “Thanks be to Google.”
This is the simplest way I can explain it to a cross cultural conversation without having to tell them about Paschal moon, Gregorian Calendar and a conflict in the beginning between the Jewish and Christian calendar.
I am having cravings.
I am thinking of crispy bacon.
It must be the thought of abstinence.
So, in preparation for Fat Tuesday,
I will definitely eat bacon.
Yummers, this looks so delicious.
A cardiac delight.
I might just die happy eating this TONS of bacon.
I did eat this last year and
TA DA, I’m still hear.
Five more minutes, please.