Didn’t recognize you.

Art of SillinessA 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God she asked ‘Is my time up?’

God said, ‘No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.’

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, ‘I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?’

(You’ll love this)
*
*
*
*
*
God replied: ‘I didn’t recognize you.’

Source: Inner Work Publishing: Humor
Illustration: Carla Sonheim book of ‘
The Art of Silliness

17 thoughts on “Didn’t recognize you.

  1. Laughter doze of the day – complete. Thanks Perpetua. 🙂
    Who can blame Him after so much I’m sure even her relatives would have ignored her.

      • Perpetua, I’m so happy you visited our fellow bloggers page. I love finding special post and passing them on to others. Hugs, and have a wonderful day..Take care from, Laura

Write it up, write it down, it will make us feel better.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s