Instructions for installing a husband

Source: My LooL Blog

Source: My LooL Blog

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as News 5.0, Money 3.0 and Cricket 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

May we suggest that you enter the following commands:

  • ithoughtyoulovedme.html
  • try to download Tears 6.2
  • install the latest Guilt 3.0 update.

Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications, Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5 if this application works as designed.

Remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 whatever you do. (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

DO NOT attempt to re-install Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary: Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Victoria Secret 101.

Good Luck Desperate!

Regards,
Tech Support

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