At the end of the day, I need humour. And I got it and I don’t even have to wait….
A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God.
“God”, he said, “how long is a million years?”
God answered, “In my frame of reference, it’s about a minute.”
The man asked, “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God answered, “To me, it’s a penny.”
The man then asked, “God, can I have a penny?”
God answered, “In a minute.”
Source | Roger Kuder, Jokes and Riddles
(lulu.com, 2012) page 11
Another rendition of the same story:
A man was talking to God one day, and he said, “God, I have always wanted to ask you this question.” He said, “God, from your perspective how long is a million years?”
God said, “In my perspective, a million years is a second.”
“Wow, a second!” He then said, “God, from your…
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